JUST THINKING

A lot can come from just thinking. Granted the outcome can be for good or for evil, some end up being both. Many think about how to make more money or to just hold on to the money they have. Others think of how to do crime better, or take over major political parties. Some think of higher pursuits like cures for disease, needed inventions, peace settlements, ways to provide clean water, or a solution for any of the other problems facing our world. A smaller, more insignificant number think about nagging spiritual, religious, and philosophical questions that are behind our restless existence. For some, the answers consume their entire thought capacity. Then of course there's the mainstream political and social thought geniuses who so far have only come up with being either a free-for-all liberal, or a what's-best-for-me conservative with some extremes, variations and off-shoots. 

I, on the other hand, seeing that most thinking areas are taken up, just think about what's not important but this still fills my time with intellectual challenge. So here are some of my questions, observations, predictions and solutions that having nothing to do with the hope of ever being great.

IF I DIDN'T HAVE ONE-SIDED RELATIONSHIPS, I'D HAVE NONE AT ALL.

IN ONE HUNDRED YEARS, THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY WILL HAVE GROWN TO BE THE LGBTQHMCAW COMMUNITY.

ARE THERE ANY LITTLE GIRLS WHO ARE NAMED ORCHID?

GIVEN THE NUMBER OF SUNDAY DINNERS, POT LUCKS AND SUPPORT FOR CHIC-FIL-A, SHOULDN'T CHICKENS BELONG TOP CAFLE  (Chickens Against Finger Licking Evangelicals).

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN THE END OF THE WORLD WAS YESTERDAY?

THE FOUR "REAL" STAGES OF MARRIAGE ARE:

SEX

BOOZE

FOOD

INCONTINENCE 

I'M STILL UPSET THAT "I" DIDN'T GET AN ENGAGEMENT RING.

WHERE IS THE TRUTH IN TRUE, TRUER, TRUEST?

WOULDN'T DRONES BE BETTER USED TO SHOOT DOWN PEOPLE WITH FAKE BRITISH ACCENTS?

PEOPLE DON'T INTEND TO BE STUPID, THEY JUST ARE.

IT MIGHT BE THAT WE ARE LIVING IN AN ABYSS OF EXCESSIVE ENJOYMENT AND OVERLY PERSONALIZED TRAUMA.

IN THE FALL, DOES PUTTING PUMPKIN IN EVERYTHING YOU EAT AND DRINK REALLY MAKES YOU HIP AND COOL? OR JUST WITH JUST HAVING NO NEED TO GO TO THE TANNING SALON?

THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME PEOPLE THAT MR. ROGERS DIDN'T WANT TO BE HIS NEIGHBOR.

I WONDER IF PEOPLE WITH WHO CLAIM TO HAVE SPECIAL SENSITIVITY AND KNOWING EVER FEEL THAT OTHERS MIGHT HAVE THE SAME.

SHOULDN'T INVISIBLE TAPE BE HARD TO FIND?

I'M SURE THAT BOB ROSS THOUGHT THAT GOD DIDN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES. HE ONLY HAD HAPPY ACCIDENTS.

IF YOU WENT TO A MENSA MEETING, WOULD THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM BE SMILING?

WHAT A MAGICAL TIME WE LIVE IN WHEN WHAT EVERYBODY BELIEVES IS CORRECT.

FROM UP IN A TREE,

THAT'S WHERE I'LL BE,

WHEN I PEE ON YOU.

HAIKU

I NOTICED THAT I ONLY POST ON FB WHEN I'VE HAD TEQUILA FOR BREAKFAST. 

I DON'T NEED A PET; I HAVE THE GILMORE GIRLS.

WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO PULL UP A WORD DOCUMENT? ISN'T THAT WHAT COMPUTERS WERE MADE FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE? 

                         

IF JESUS RAN FOR PRESIDENT WOULD HE GET THE JEWISH VOTE?

STAY OFF ANY STREET NAMED COLFAX, REGARDLESS OF WHAT CITY IT IS IN.

A TRUE HERO IS SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT SPAM IS MADE OF BUT EATS IT ANYWAY.

I BELIEVE THERE IS A SHOW TUNE FOR EVERY MOMENT OF LIFE. IF NOT, I'LL MAKE ONE UP.

GIN IS NOT SUPPER UNLESS YOU ADD A SPRIG OF MINT.

I'VE COME TO REGRET THE PATHS I TOOK AND TO BE GLAD FOR THE ONES I DIDN'T.

IF YOU DID OR SAID NOTHING AT ALL, YOU'D STILL OFFEND SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT.

I HAVEN'T PUT ANY NEW PHOTOS OF MY CHILDREN ON FB BECAUSE ALL I HAVE ARE ONES OF THEM GIVING ME THE FINGER. ...I DIDN'T WANT TO APPEAR TO BE BRAGGING.

Yes, thinking is a big and necessary part of who we are. Some do it better than others. Some say you can change your thoughts. Some say you can change who you are by changing your thoughts. You can probably tell that I'm not into that so much. But I do believe that even those without a brain can be awarded a Th.D degree (Doctorate of Thinkology) which means they think great thoughts about thinking. It's the kind of hope that I can believe in.


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