Wednesday, May 4, 2016

H.L. MENCKEN MIGHT HAVE LIKED THESE

H. L. Mencken, known as the "Sage of Baltimore", was  many things both good and bad. But in it all, he might be best seen as a witty ass who was stuck in his beliefs. For me, he was just another funny guy who spoke his mind about what he thought was right, regardless of who he insulted or the institutions he mocked. In his defense, one could say that stuff always happens and you make of what you will.

Here are some items from the news that Mencken might have commented on or noted as proofs for his beliefs. ....Or maybe not.


HIDING SO MUCH IS BOUND TO GET TO YOU


 GIVEN THE AREA, IT'S NOT THAT UNUSUAL


EVOLUTIONARY SUPERIORITY




THE SMELL MUST OF BEEN TOO TEMPTING 

"KLANLAND" WAS ALREADY TAKEN


IT'S NOT A RIGHT, IT'S AN IRESISTABLE FORCE!


WHAT'S NEXT? ...TICKETS FOR TALKING?



NEXT TIME, USE SOMEONE ELSE'S HEAD


WHEN THE PEN ISN'T MIGHTIER...


IF ONLY


WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
*GUNS BANNED, WISER HEADS PREVAILED


WAS IT FOR AN UNSECURED LOAD?

TALK ABOUT YOUR POOR SPORTS


 HE HAD ASKED FOR BLUE


IT MAKES A MOTHER REALLY PROUD






BUT HE BELIEVES SHE'S "REAL" HOTTIE!


NOT A GOOD DAY TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET

NASCAR RETURNS TO THE WINSTON CUP


NEW LEVELS OF EGOMANIA ACHIEVED 

Here is a Oct 3, 2015 skit from A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison talking with "H.L. Mencken." I'd like to think that even asses have their place.






CREDITS: HUFFINGTON POST, AP, REUTERS,




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